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A GIFT FOR PETER AND KOSHKA, BUT THINK R!LEY WOULD LIKE THIS BETTER!

carlovely:

the human centipede cat toy

help teach your cat that you should never go ass-to-mouth by buying this “100% medically accurate” toy. for a mere $100 your cat further mutilate the human body while you sit back and laugh at just how goddamn weird humans can be.

via etsy

Reblogged 1 year ago from carlovely

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  fuels my love for this wonderfully demented movie :)
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  Talk about rim jobs. I saw this movie in a screener. It was delish.
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  fuckyeawolves:ihavesomethingyouwant:carlovely:...So sick. Oh my god.
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  A GIFT FOR PETER AND KOSHKA, BUT THINK R!LEY WOULD LIKE THIS BETTER!
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  LAUREN - FOR JUNO
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  I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE. i don’t care...fucked up that sounds.
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39. jenyffermaria said: MERE $100?
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