A GIFT FOR PETER AND KOSHKA, BUT THINK R!LEY WOULD LIKE THIS BETTER!
the human centipede cat toy
help teach your cat that you should never go ass-to-mouth by buying this “100% medically accurate” toy. for a mere $100 your cat further mutilate the human body while you sit back and laugh at just how goddamn weird humans can be.
via etsy
He’s an Indian, and Brazilian officials have concluded that he’s the last survivor of an uncontacted tribe. They first became aware of his existence nearly 15 years ago and for a decade launched numerous expeditions to track him, to ensure his safety, and to try to establish peaceful contact with him. In 2007, with ranching and logging closing in quickly on all sides, government officials declared a 31-square-mile area around him off-limits to trespassing and development.
HE’S A FORMER ZOOKEEPER AND A DRUNK. HE’S BORING. HE CRIES. HE HAS A BLACKBOARD.
- HOWARD STERN
The Ruler’s Back
BALLER.

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