‘Punch-Out!!’: Now in two fighting styles
For the video game pugilists who prefer the comfortable, old-school feel of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out should be pleased to hear of the new fighting style added to the sequel for Nintendo Wii.
Nintendo reveals Punch-Out!!, slated for release May 18, will include the NES control scheme from the original game. Using the Wii remote, players would throw their punches with the 1 and 2 buttons and the directional pad for movement. Now all that’s missing is Super Macho Man.
For fans of Wii Sports, Punch-Out!! will incorporate the nunchuk and remote similar to the boxing game.
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By Brett Molina
New York Post
By CHUCK BENNETT
April 6, 2009
“Nails” has been hammered flat broke.
Lenny Dykstra, the once high-flying former Met turned entrepreneur and self-described Wall Street whiz, is at risk of losing his $18 million California mansion and private jet, according to documents and associates.
“He’s been writing bad checks all over town,” one source said.
The private-equity firm Index Investors filed foreclosure papers March 11 on Dykstra’s sprawling Thousand Oaks estate, which he purchased from hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, records show.
Dykstra, a three-time All-Star whose tough, gritty playing style earned him the nickname Nails, did not return calls or e-mails for comment.
The firm gave Dykstra a $850,000 bridge loan in November to help his struggling The Players Club magazine meet expenses. That loan was secured with his mansion, which has been described as the crown jewel of the exclusive Lake Sherwood Country Club Estates in Southern California, the source said.
But Dykstra allegedly missed making payments, which were supposed to begin in January.
Index Investors declined to comment.
Washington Mutual then filed its own notice of default on his $12 million mortgage on March 18.
Meanwhile, Dykstra’s Gulfstream II was impounded in Cleveland on Feb. 12 after a creditor said the ex-slugger failed to pay $228,000 for interior renovations to it. The work mainly involved the installation of a state-of-the-art entertainment system.
Constant Aviation, which is in possession of the jet, declined to comment.
The former center fielder also is targeted in a dozen lawsuits by ex-employees and creditors who say they’ve been stiffed by him.
Nice spray-on tan and faux-hawk. Take your flip-flops to Fat Tuesdays or Senor Charlies.
By ‘Duk
Yahoo! Sports
Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:42 pm EDT

Ah, there’s nothing like a good old fashioned baseball card fight and it looks like that’s what we have between Topps and Upper Deck.
On Tuesday, Topps performed the legal equivalent of placing its competitor between bicycle spokes, filing a lawsuit in U.S. District Court alleging that Upper Deck stole its layout and design for a 2009 set from a set produced by Topps way back in 1975.
However, the pilfering is not said to end there. Topps also claims that Upper Deck is planning new product based on Topps’ 1971 and ‘77 sets. The Manhattan-based card company wants the court to order that any existing cards be destroyed and Upper Deck to turn over any profits from any sales already made.
In its lawsuit, Topps described how it believes Upper Deck mimicked its design with just a few variations.It said similarities between each company’s cards included the use of a colorful, divided two-tone border, the player’s photograph superimposed on a thin white border, the player’s autograph toward the bottom of the picture and the use of an image of a baseball on a bottom corner of the card.
Topps said its competitor’s cards will confuse or deceive customers because each of the Upper Deck designs are nearly identical to the Topps cards.
Compare Brooks Robinson’s 1975 Topps to Evan Longoria’s 2009 Upper Deck above and it’s hard not to see the similarities, (even though I don’t see the autograph on the ‘09). It would appear that Topps has a few bones to pick with its top rival.
A spokesperson for Upper Deck has yet to comment, so it looks like we might be seeing this one tied up in the boring legal system. But, really, how boring could a court case be if it involves baseball cards in each exhibit?
Coyotes file for bankruptcy; move to Canada next?
By Craig Harris and Carrie Watters, The Arizona Republic
Angered by the Phoenix Coyotes’ bankruptcy filing, the NHL stripped owner Jerry Moyes of the authority to run the club.
Highlights:
“Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me.”
“My aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne was having an intense fight … [Tico] jump through a glass window & pinned my aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling … Now that’s loyalty.”
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